So the purpose of this “blog” is to make us all think. In college, we’re supposed to think (speaking of which I hate that saying right there!) So take this journey with me, if you will, it’ll be like an episode of the Magic School Bus (I feel old just metioning that) I’ll be Ms. Frizzle…
French was the official language spoken in England for over 600 years, by the way.
In some cases I like to think of myself as a liberal, but in the traditional sense of the word, not the political stigma we’ve attatched to it. “For Change” was the original meaning of that word. In that context; I’d like to think we’re all liberals. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t we try to leave the world a better place than when we entered it? If that particular thought had been around back in the day, would we have to worry about that quite as much. But heres a secret about that statement, you can’t change the past, the best thing to do is adapt and move on as best as possible. So, as my fellow liberals, I challenge you this, how will you leave the world a better place?
Here is another aside: McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributer of toys.
Speaking of McDonald’s there are over 31 million of them in the world and only 28,198 Subways in the world. I ask you, what wrong with that picture? America has most recently gone some sort of health kick, that really should have been done year ago (but no one asked me). I digress, whats wrong with that picture?
Fast Fact: Salmon can jump up to six feet high.
Don’t you need feet and legs to jump? Oh well…
My next point, if I really had one, is odd state laws? Who thought of them? And why have they yet to be removed? For example…
Hawaii: It’s illegal to own a mongoose without a permit.
Minnesota: It’s illegal to tease skunks.
New Meixco: Raton: Illegal for a woman to ride horseback down a public street wearing a komono.
Utah: Birds have the right of way on all highways.
But I’m done picking on other states.
“Taxi” is spelled exactly the same in English, French, German, Swedish, Portuguese, and Dutch.
See? I’m educating you. All the things you didn’t know you wanted to know or needed to know.
Confused as to what the purpose of this blog was? Thats okay, so am I… So am I…